December 2009
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Lauren Leto's Readers By Author
reishaolavario:
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author:
J.D. Salinger
Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
Stephenie Meyer
People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3 <3.
J.K. Rowling
Smart geeks.
Jack Kerouac
Umphrey’s McGee fans.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Lauren Weisberger
Girls who can’t read. Or think.
Jonathan Safran Foer
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Don't stay with someone who has to give you up to...
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Really hard questions;
katherinethegreat:
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor, when you can’t legally drink and drive? Does the Postmaster...
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“If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.”
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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of...
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The 30 most satisfying simple pleasures life has...
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lmnp:
Sleeping In on a Rainy Day
1 – As the rain beats lightly against the window, you nestle your head deeper into your pillow. The sound is soothing and your bed feels like a sanctuary. There is no place you would rather be.
2 Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had – You reach into your pocket and find a $20 bill from the last time you wore these jeans. You...
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“Today in Biology class my professor started talking about how birds lose their...”
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